1. amorremanet:

    genuinedeadpool:

    sarcastic-fringe-head:

    snowmercury:

    hauntedpamplemousse:

    orcasoup:

    those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

    lesbionage

    bi spy 

    it’s an ace case

    Gaygent

    Demi-0 seven

      (via orwecouldnot)

    Reblogged from: sebstanstolemyurl
  2. cheesyrogue:

    cheesyrogue:

    i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

    image

    she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

    image

    three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

    Reblogged from: lyxdelsic
  3. -sharkbites:

    felisirbis:

    If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
    *clap* *clap*
    If you live no where near it clap your hands.
    *clap* *clap*
    if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
    then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
    *clap* *clap*


    *INTENSE SOBBING*

    Reblogged from: prehensile-nipples
  4. nixpunk:

    i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

    Reblogged from: prehensile-nipples
  5. dunflower:

    Hi friends this is a little reminder to charge your phone, take your meds, drink enough water, get enough sleep, and listen to lots of music!! Your well-being and happiness is of utmost importance and I hope you take time to take care of yourself.

    Reblogged from: prehensile-nipples
  6. Reblogged from: mariusblog
  7. godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

    godotal:

    omgbuglen:

    How to use sand to freak people out

    Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

    Reblogged from: lyxdelsic
  8. hom3stuck-pon3:

    i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

    Reblogged from: mariusblog
  9. memejacker:

    othertonguesotherflesh:

    imagine being such a worthless failure of a human being that you steal a joke from a 25 year old garfield comic

    maybe they were role playing

    Reblogged from: mariusblog
  10. cumber-bitches:

    "NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

    Reblogged from: mariusblog
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