1. modestmgmtofficial:

    identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

  2. umiko-hitara:

    poisonpawz:

    zftw:

    voyagebysexualdiscovery:

    Uh oh

    wouldn’t that be awkward

    Can I get some credible sources?

    Here’s one

    and another

    and one more for the road

    Reblogged from: lucithor
  3. simplyraminkarimloo:

    calsgang:

    twirliest:

    steampoweredplayer:

    lollie-pond:

    larryismyhallelujah:

    thetasrose:

    peachy-blisss:

    myswagisnice:

    I love my mom.

    image

    I am risking nothing

    image

    I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

    Will not risk.

    image

    sorry followers :(

    omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

    Why’re you being mean to my mum?

    goddamn it

    Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

    Koop

    This has 1.2 million reblogs …
    Ps not riskin it

    Ffs I hate this post

    fuDge

  4. filthe:

    no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

    Reblogged from: chilled
  5. abigalmills:

    im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

    Reblogged from: chilled
  6. nintendumb:

    imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

    Reblogged from: chilled
  7. thatfunnyblog:

are you sure

    thatfunnyblog:

    are you sure

    Reblogged from: thatfunnyblog
  8. gingermetaljesus:

    Number one reason to get a job:

    1. Concert tickets and band shirts
    Reblogged from: andrewquo
  9. churchofsterek:

    gallifreyslocked:

    when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

    everyone lost their shit and i got second place

    If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

    Reblogged from: chilled
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