1. intensional:

    why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  2. ex0skeletal:

    Fun shark attack facts:

    • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
    • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
    • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

    Conclusions:

    1. Humans are assholes.
    2. Sharks are not assholes.
    3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
    Reblogged from: mike-dirnt
  3. flomation:

    Part 5/11

    Part 4: x
    Part 6: x

    Reblogged from: holymacleod
  4. rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

    rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

    voglio-scopare:

    petrapansneverland:

    ultrafunnypictures:

    THIS. 100 times, this.

    Yes please

    Dude, this is so well said.

    A perfect description.

    Reblogged from: bigpretzels
  5. lateshowletterman:

    Happy Anniversary: We don’t want to be melodramatic fools about this, but; it’s been exactly 20 years ago since the very first time Green Day graced our stage.  

    Here they are making their first appearance on Late Show with “Basket Case” off of Dookie on June 29th, 1994.

    Reblogged from: absenceofconsciousness
  6. returnofpowerbastard:

I’m bustin you outta this joint

    returnofpowerbastard:

    I’m bustin you outta this joint

    Reblogged from: leesh14
    • me: halloween is coming soon
    • mom: it's july
    • me:
    • me: halloween is coming soon
    Reblogged from: blogofimpossiblethings
  7. summerloveneverstops:

gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

God I miss this show

    summerloveneverstops:

    gracefulrebel:

    who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

    God I miss this show

    Reblogged from: andrewquo
  8. swaggersbacktotheimpala:

    engage-with-zorp:

    sideb00b:

    My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

    She sounds hideous.

    Well she’s a guy so

    Reblogged from: blogofimpossiblethings
  9. burgerrr:

    circuit-city:

    whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

    this is good

    Reblogged from: blogofimpossiblethings
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